A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
There have been sightings of UFOs.
Turkey
Because there is no Turkey
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
About 1400 dollars
A legend
