A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Co-pper
He wanted 2 hit singles
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Because they're both roasted
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
Turkey
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Sum sing wong
When it's been sliced.
