A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
They never want to log off.
He wrote sheet music.
Fred and George Weasley.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
With a look over the shoulder.
Zayn Ma Luck
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
A spider
