Edward Snowed-in
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He had too much thyme on his hands.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
You spend a large fortune
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
James Bonding bah dun tss
They Havana no money to spend.
At least a brazillion dollars...
WATERBOARDING!!!
He was taking a sheet.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
By spending a large fortune.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Husband: You spent it all dear.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Oh give it arrest.
R/explainlikeimfive
A Rastapartying
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Asks his wife. "31 black"
Elizabeth.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Vacation.
A tangent
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
They say he was snowed in.
They never want to log off.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Birds of prey!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
A phoney friend!
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
He spent all day on the web.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Corpell tunnel syndrome
A buck an ear.
He wrote sheet music.
Because they spend too much time changing.
Insolvent
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
A divorce lawyer.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because they spend years at sea.
Explaining his wife.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Warren.
Four guys watching a football game.
Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.
You have a broken finger!
The spelling.
There are skidmarks before the dog.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
They handsome money to the cashier
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Too many incompatible drivers.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
