Edward Snowed-in
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He had too much thyme on his hands.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
You spend a large fortune
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
James Bonding bah dun tss
They Havana no money to spend.
At least a brazillion dollars...
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
By spending a large fortune.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He spent all day gargoyling.
Oh give it arrest.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Elizabeth.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
A tangent
They say he was snowed in.
They never want to log off.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Birds of prey!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
A phoney friend!
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
He spent all day on the web.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Corpell tunnel syndrome
A buck an ear.
He wrote sheet music.
Because they spend too much time changing.
Insolvent
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
A divorce lawyer.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because they spend years at sea.
Explaining his wife.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Because they want to.
None, it is a hardware issue!
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A football match.......
So they can see where they are going
You planet early.
May the force be with you
Jack
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Swarm.
They get chapped lips
