Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
Dog have rice.
They're always plotting against it.
More time on tests.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Nut and bolt
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"