What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog