What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.