What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....