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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.