What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

A Norsissist.

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!