What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.