What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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Nothing. She's dead.

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They're not infallible

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Because they can spend years at sea.

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He wrote sheet music.

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He works on a cold case.

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They stay with 3 ho's

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.