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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog