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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.