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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.