What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.