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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.