What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.