What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.