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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish