Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame