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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...