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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.