Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!