Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.