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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."