Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit