What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for