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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"