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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A: