What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit