What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.