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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Christina Ricci.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Ten-ish.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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