What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.