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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for