How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil