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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?