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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one