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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.