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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...