How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!