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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.