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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.