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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.