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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.