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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.