What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.