What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.