Procrastinate Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Laziness Jokes More Laziness Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.