Procrastinate Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.