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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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I've never been in a submarine.

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To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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I'll tell you tomorrow.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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How bad?

Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."