What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.