What's the difference between procrasti...

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

Art

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.