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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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