What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.