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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.