What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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