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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)