What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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How about a dirty one as well?

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty