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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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The Forceskin.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.