What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.