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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars