What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.