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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw