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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.