What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.