What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC