How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)