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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split