How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.