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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...