A pair of slipper
You look for the fresh prints!
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A slipper
A pair of slippers!
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
Double D-Mons
A refuse sack.
Meowch!