What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!