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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.