Slipper Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper.

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What's dry but slippery?

A slipper

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

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What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)