What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days