Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Because property is theft.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Guess we'll find out in January.
He Tractor.
A zebra!
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
I set WHO free?
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Down in the mouth!
