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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white