What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow