Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Too many Tannens.
He was always drinking on the job
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You look for the fresh prints!
She had too many maretinis
Matthew McConaug-hay
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
At night, because two feet are added to it.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Because he ate his pillow.
