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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.