What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.