Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander