April Sale - 20% Off

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Previous Random Joke Next
Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal