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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.