Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.