Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)