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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.