How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.