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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.