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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!