How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.