How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.