How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!