How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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A pan. Duh!

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

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A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!