What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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About 100 French people right now

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Kermit the frog's finger...

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Kermit the frogs finger.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.