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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.