What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.