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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.