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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger