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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.