Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.