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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger