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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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How does it smell?

Awful

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya