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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: