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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

Coz Jokes More Coz Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'