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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'