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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show