How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.