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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.