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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist