How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one