Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."