When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What is the definition of stalking?

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The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche