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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.