When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.