When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.