When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.