What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.