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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.