What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

Because they can't protect their towers