What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)