What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.