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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh