How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"