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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"