How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.