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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.