How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.