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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Buccan Hat Jokes More Buccan Hat Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"