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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Buccan Hat Jokes More Buccan Hat Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"