What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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You pay a buccaneer.

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A buccaneer.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"