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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.