Under his buccan-hat.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
The bond matures.
Because they ARRRRRRR retarded
A buck an ear.
A buccaneer
Piratechnics!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"