Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.