Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!