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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13