Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated