Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.