Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.