Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!