Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.