Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated