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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.