Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.