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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.