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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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He was trying to save Krypton

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Should we walk home or take a dog

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Quija-13

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Karma. (Please forgive me)

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