Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Parental Guidance.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.