Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S