Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy