What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.