What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.