What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What is dementia?

I forget

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.