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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.