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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time