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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

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Five after one.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Pull back a few inches

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.