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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.