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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.