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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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One steppe at a time.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.