What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.