What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time