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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at