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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker