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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills