Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.