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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.