Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.