Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.