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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."