Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights