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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu