My girlfriend
Forget it once.
Forget about it.
He forgot the safe word
Her algae bra.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Uh, me so sorry.
You get Halo-tosis.
Baghdad!
Elephants never forget.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
I'm not sure, I hallways forget
Because he was Russian.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
I regret nutting!!!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
He forgot his safe word.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
Urine trouble!
He got hurt from harmful rays
I'll column later.
To forget
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
You never forget
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
I forget
Aziz, I'm sorry.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
A LockSith.
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
They always forget Tupac.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Flossless compression!
WiiU
He forgot the safe word.
He died on the cross!
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
Oh, gosh!
9/11.
I forget...
He drops it like it's hot.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Well, mostly to forget.....
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Drops it like it's hot.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
Because it goes right out of your head.
Hey forget about it
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
I want to know her secret
He forgot.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
He forgot his Loggins
THIS gu
It forgot the lyrics.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
15 or 16
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He was Russian.
Forget-me-knots!
Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Because you never forget!
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
The nine-elephant
WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
He forgot to pack his trunk.
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
A Concussion.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Because they've forgotten the words!
Forget-me-nuts.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
You'll never forget her name.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
An elephant in a washing machine!
A jet propelled elephant!
Removed
In case your other agus breaks.
Ayy Matey
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Algae-bra.
An Algae-bra.
Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Non-existent
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
