Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.