What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.