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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."