What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget