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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!