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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.