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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.