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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

13 Year Jokes More 13 Year Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.