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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

13 Year Jokes More 13 Year Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.