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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.