What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Very satisfying.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.