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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello