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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.